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So I thought I’d try and do this healthy thing and join the gym.
My induction was this morning-first obstacle, treadmill. Everything was going fine, great even. He explained it all, let me try it out and then said we could move on..
He turned his back just as I stepped off the treadmill. What was wrong with me.. My legs were like jelly, I just hit the floor, my face and treadmill collision echoing through out the gym.
But I didn’t want my trainer to think I was an absolute idiot 10 minutes into my membership so I jumped back just in time for him to turn around and I pretended it didn’t happen, completely ignoring the noise of impact I made.
I could hear other members on the treadmills adjacent to the one I fell off sniggering at me as I cringed my way through the session.
On a serious note, I’ve sprained my ankle.